Who said it??

 

::  “I’m very very super mad really angry!”

“Why dear?”

“Don’t make me ‘peat myself!”  ::

 

::  “C’mere Remington……let me tell you a surprise (read: secret).  Rem, tonight (read: January 6), Santa gonna come see you and he might bring you a cat squwoosher.”

 

::  “Momma, do I need to go poo-poo?

“I don’t know son, do you?”

“Will you be proud of me?”

“Yes!”

“Then I’ll go!”  ::

 

::  {speaking of the Avatar character from the McDonald’s Happy Meal to his grandmother, Mam}  “Mam, this thing has bumps on her chest just like you and Mommy, so it must be a GIRL!!”  ::

 

::  “Dad, when we go to heaven…..do we still have birthdays?”  ::

 

::  {as he gently kisses the top of my head as I’m helping him to change his pants} “Mommy, I whilly, whilly love you but I’m gonna need you to stop fussing at me soooo much pwease!”  ::

 

::  “Mommy, I love you in the whole wide world!”  ::

 

::  {nightly prayers}  “Dear God, thank you for sending Jesus to us so he won’t be bored.  And, thank you God for my Mommy being a nurse to help all the children”  ::