"Not Me!" Monday

you know the drill, so here goes...

I DID NOT buy two continers of Papa Murphy's chocolate chip cookie dough earlier this week. One container for homemade chocolate chip cookies for my family as they made a quick stop through town on Friday; the second container for me to eat by the heaping spoonfuls straight out of the refrigerator!!

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I DID NOT secretly wish, along with others I am sure, that Tim Tebow would get a muscle cramp, strained ligament, or minor concussion last night during the SEC matchup of LSU-FL last night because he and his team were devouring our LSU Tigers!! {not a "real" injury because I would never wish for something serious to happen to another player...just minor enough to bench him for the remainder of last night's game}

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I DID NOT not take Frank-o to a birthday party for one of his preschool classmates today because I was tired and desired for an uneventful Sunday evening at home and because they are only 2 & 3 year olds and don't really know any better.

To make this a family affair, Daddy Buck DID NOT sleep through 2 quarters of the New Orleans Saints football game today after demanding that our family could not go to the pumpkin patch today during the football game.

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I WAS NOT secretly thrilled the other day when Buck-a-roo accidentally tripped over the tether to the inflatable pumpkin in the front yard causing it to tear an unrepairable hole in it. This meant that I was able to toss it and go buy a new Halloween inflatable for the front yard. Why would I be happy about this you ask? Because the "crazy" neighbors across the street had erected the SAME EXACT inflatable as mine a week after I had and that jsut IRKED me!!

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I AM NOT seriously considering switching Frank-o back to diapers from pull-ups because he rufuses to make any efforts at becoming potty-trained. Did I just blame my 2 y/o baby for not being potty-trained, as opposed to blaming myself for a lack of discipline in potty-training my 2 y/o. I WOULD NOT do such a thing!